From scanxiety and surgery plans to tramp stamps and tiny chaos on four legs, Cycle 4 delivers a full rollercoaster of ups and downs.

Chemo is objectively horrific - but somewhere between the steroid highs, the disappearing body hair, and accidentally becoming a wellness person, I found a few bizarre little wins hiding in plain sight.

Between the medical jargon, treatment plans, and unanswered questions, I’m trying to translate a breast cancer diagnosis into something that actually sounds like my life - not just a report.